| How to make a Janey |
| Ingredients: 5 parts friendliness 5 parts silliness 3 parts ego |
| Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little wisdom if desired! |
| How to make a janez |
| Ingredients: 3 parts intelligence 3 parts arrogance 5 parts instinct |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity |
| How to make a janeth |
| Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 1 part ambition 5 parts leadership |
| Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy! |
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| UCAUTION |
| IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP JANETH AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES. |
| Your Icecream Flavour is... Cookies 'n Cream! |
 Smooth and creamy with a few rough bits mixed in, you are a real treat! You are probably very popular amongst your friends. Remember too much of a good thing is not always good! Don't lay it on too thick! |
